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its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

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Maybe it’s fate
An earthquake of heartache
Leaving me broken and cast aside
Or maybe I’m too late
I haven’t even started,
and already I’m out of time

And if you haven’t heard
I’m on my third
Sitting here, waiting on a sign
Inhaling poison, exhaling lies
It almost makes me want to die
Should I even try?


Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) dir. Mervyn LeRoy

Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) dir. Mervyn LeRoy

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Artist:
Song:
Album:

REBLOG IF YOU’RE AN ARTIST!!!

ask-raven-the-rabbit:

Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.

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girlsbydaylight:

無題 by めぱちり on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

無題 by めぱちり on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

マレフィセント by sono on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

マレフィセント by sono on pixiv

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

mcgregorswench:

considering I just put in my 2 week’s notice….I am NOT taking a chance on this!

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theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

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letyoursoul:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

HE IS SO WORTHY

letyoursoul:

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

HE IS SO WORTHY

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nevver:

“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

nevver:

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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